mine is called " If You Give a Crafter an Order to Sew."
If You Give a Crafter an Order to Sew she's going to want to clean up her sewing room a little before she begins.
If she wants to clean up her sewing room before she begins she's going to want to move the cutting table.
If she moves the cutting table she's going to discover a box of old clothes that just might fit her again
Is she discovers a box of old clothes that just might fit her again she's going to want to try them on.
If she tries them on and they do fit then she's going to want to do a little dance
If she wants to do a little dance then she's going to have to move the cutting table again to make room
If she moves the cutting table again she might discover some ribbon that fell behind it
If she finds some ribbon that fell behind it she's going to want to post it online to show people what she has available to make a craft
And if she posts the ribbon online to show people what she has available to make for a craft then the crafter just might get an order to sew.